TWO: Great Post (December 2008v)

I came up with this just this morning. Feel free to add some more to the list.

1. "You get what you give."

(Unless you're a woman, of course, because women give nothing and expect everything to be handed to them and done for them by a network of men and big daddy government.



2. "Respect is something you have to earn."

(Unless you're a woman, then respect is something you simply DEMAND and never bother to earn.)



3. "Accountability and responsibility are the cornerstones of character."

(Unless you're a woman, because women are not accountable for their actions- they simply blame someone else for their actions, mistakes and/or bad decisions and /or crimes and are excused and barely ever punished.)



4. "Hard work leads to success."

(Unless you're a woman, because women use deception, manipulation and fraud to get what they want, so they don't feel they need to make any effort at all in life or make any worthwhile contribution. Women laugh at people behind their backs who work hard.)



5. "Commit the crime, do the time."

(Unless you're a woman- refer to no. 3)



6. "Adultery will destroy your marriage."

(Unless you're a woman, then you can just blame your adultery on your husband for not "meeting your needs" or some other lame, stupid excuse)



7. "Marriage requires commitment."

(Unless you're a woman, because a woman is fickle and bases her decisions on her 'feelings,' so then she just files a 'no fault' divorce whenever the wind is blowing through her head the wrong direction one day and ejects her husband out of his own house on some arbitrary whim.)



8. "Right is right and wrong is wrong."

(Unless you're a woman, of course.)



9. "Real friends come through loyalty and consistency."

(Unless you're a woman, because women feel loyalty is a sign of weakness and women are infamously inconsistent, therefore women never really have any 'real' friends.



10. "What goes around comes around."

(Sorry ladies, this one applies to you as well, and women 'get it' 'coming around' harder than anyone else in the end. Can you say, "Anna Nicole Smith?" Isn't payback a BITCH, bitch?")

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